Overqualified
Joey Comeau, Geri Jewell with Ted Nichelson
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Ebook in PDF format. Available for immediate download after we receive your order
Publisher:
ECW Press
ECW Press
DRM:
Watermark
Watermark
Publication Year:
1969
1969
ISBN-13:
9781554908585
Description:
"Overqualified's cover letters are like a slap in the face, but
the slap is hilarious, and you can't stop laughing, and as soon
as it's over you want to tell all your friends about the slap.
You know the kind?"
- Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics
"Joey Comeau's Overqualified is Judy Blume's Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret as chewed up and spit out by J. G. Ballard. . . . A book whose melancholy is leavened by a surprising
hilarity."
- Paul Di Filippo, author of The Steampunk Trilogy and Cosmocopia
Cover letters are all the same. They're useless. You write the same lies over and over again, listing the store-bought parts of yourself that you respect the least. God knows how they tell anyone apart, but this is how it's done.
And then one day a car comes out of nowhere, and suddenly everything changes and you don't know if he'll ever wake up. You get out of bed in the morning, and when you sit down to write another paint-by-numbers cover letter, something entirely different comes out.
You start threatening instead of begging. You tell impolite jokes. You talk about your childhood and your sexual fantasies. You sign your real name and you put yourself honestly into letter after letter and there is no way you are ever going to get this job. Not with a letter like this.
And you send it anyway.
the slap is hilarious, and you can't stop laughing, and as soon
as it's over you want to tell all your friends about the slap.
You know the kind?"
- Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics
"Joey Comeau's Overqualified is Judy Blume's Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret as chewed up and spit out by J. G. Ballard. . . . A book whose melancholy is leavened by a surprising
hilarity."
- Paul Di Filippo, author of The Steampunk Trilogy and Cosmocopia
Cover letters are all the same. They're useless. You write the same lies over and over again, listing the store-bought parts of yourself that you respect the least. God knows how they tell anyone apart, but this is how it's done.
And then one day a car comes out of nowhere, and suddenly everything changes and you don't know if he'll ever wake up. You get out of bed in the morning, and when you sit down to write another paint-by-numbers cover letter, something entirely different comes out.
You start threatening instead of begging. You tell impolite jokes. You talk about your childhood and your sexual fantasies. You sign your real name and you put yourself honestly into letter after letter and there is no way you are ever going to get this job. Not with a letter like this.
And you send it anyway.
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