The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

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Publication Year:
2013

ISBN-13: 9781453290064

<DIV><B>The &ldquo;marvelously funny&rdquo; and much-loved humorist explores the perils of suburban living in this <I>New York Times</I> bestseller (<I>Vogue</I>).</B></DIV><DIV><BR /> For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don&rsquo;t risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends flee the city for subdivided utopias like Bonaparte&rsquo;s Retreat and Mortgage Ma&ntilde;ana, Erma and her family load up their belongings and cry, &ldquo;Station wagons . . . ho!&rdquo;</DIV><DIV>&#160;</DIV><DIV>But life on the suburban frontier is not as perfect as they had hoped. The trees are stunted, the house is cramped, and there&rsquo;s no grass at all. But the Bombecks will make do, for they are suburbanites now&mdash;the last true pioneers!</DIV><DIV>&#160;</DIV><DIV><I>This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author&rsquo;s estate.</I></DIV>