What Men Don't Tell Women

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Publication Year:
2014

ISBN-13: 9781480471894

<DIV><DIV><b>A hilarious exploration of male-female communication and other momentous topics</b></div><DIV><i><BR>Men don&rsquo;t tell women things for various reasons.</i></div><DIV><i>&#160;</i></div><DIV><i>1.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>The things in question may not be true.</i></div><DIV><i>2.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>It is better to keep one&rsquo;s mouth shut and be thought a pig than to open it and oink.</i></div><DIV><i>3.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>There is a certain pleasure in holding certain considerations close to the chest.</i></div><DIV><i>4.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>When there is a topic that might complicate a situation in which a woman is pleased for a man to hold her close to his chest, a man does not want to mess with it.</i></div><DIV><i>5.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>It is hard to be manly while making pained moaning sounds.</i></div><DIV><i>6.&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;</i><i>Men, whether or not they have the Right Stuff, have never quite gotten a secure grip on the concept of the Wrong Thing.</i></div><DIV><BR>The more Roy Blount Jr. thought about what men don&rsquo;t tell women, the more he began to realize that nearly all of his writing involved things people don&rsquo;t tell people. Things the sick don&rsquo;t tell the well, things southerners don&rsquo;t tell northerners, things authors don&rsquo;t tell readers, things all too few of us tell anyone at all. But especially the things men don&rsquo;t tell women. This riotous collection of classic Blount humor is chock full of those gender trade secrets&mdash;and plenty of yodeling too.</div><DIV></div></div>